This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready and check out the craziest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's gone bonkers on the blinkers. This time won't believe your eyes. Those tiny lights are gonna be flashin'fast faster than a speeding train. Brace yourselves 'cause this is one wild ride you won't wanna miss. Road trip, anyone? Prepare for blindi